It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps
have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
I think Skyrim would be a lot cooler if there were more active guilds. Like if the Thieves Guild members organized heists without you knowing and you could join if you wanted. Or if the College organized archaeological digs or research projects, and it was optional for the player to join, and maybe there were quests that came about because of it. I don’t know, more NPC involved guild stuff that doesn’t revolve around the player. OR FUCKING BANDIT RAIDS ON CITIES OR SOMETHING!
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS”