GUyS I AM DYING SOMeONE SEND HELP
I HAVE NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FAST IN MY LIFE
IM PISSING MYSELF
I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND I CAN’T STOP SNORTING
100% DONE BAHAHAHHAHH
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acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
WHOOPS SPOILERS
This is unrealistic. Dean doesn’t let Sam drive..
IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC IF DEAN WAS BIGGER THAN SAM
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
AU: in which Kevin Tran becomes the first Asian-American president of the United States.
#au memes #kevin starts a secret government supernatural agency#tracks demon possessions watches out for monsters that are hurting people
You just know he’d have some kind of screening system in place because he’s only supposed to get really important calls, but every now and again he gets messages like
‘Hey Kev, so me and Sam and Cas might have just gotten arrested for ‘imitating FBI agents’ - again - so if you could do your fancy-ass president stuff and get us out of here ASAP that’d be great because I’m not sure Cas can handle himself in the showers
oh and the food is terrible so if you could them to send us some burgers or something that’d be awesome’
and his security staff are all freaking out about how the hell someone got hold of the President’s private line and Kevin just kind of sighs in this long-suffering way and picks up the phone to order them Biggerson’s
