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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

waterandoranges:

Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like

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toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

ozthemagician:

The Supernatural fandom finally did it! We pulled a Coulson Gabriel is coming back 

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itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

(Source: legeniall)

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

snuggydean:

superwhopirate:

The only season finale I accept is Chuck coming back to smite Metatron.

"Bitch this is MY typewriter"

headcanon accepted.

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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the-agreeable-snowman:

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

astridalpaca:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

portentouscatastrophe:

WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE

the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats

I love these a lot 

(Source: iheartguts.com)

Emperor’s New College

talesofadeatheater:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT <3

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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(Source: youtube.com)

herecomessickning:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

ART

herecomessickning:

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

ART

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor